Neurotypicalism as a Pathology

Neurotypicalism is a serious Neurodevelopmental Disorder, characterised by:

• Addiction to Socialising

• Hypo-Sensitivity to Environmental Stimuli

• Conversational Substance Deficiency (heavy reliance upon small talk)

• Hyperfocus Impairment

• Blandness in Personality.

We do not yet know what causes this pathology, or why it seems to afflict the vast majority of the global population. Although I have read somewhere that there is a correlation between the presence of this condition and "Oven Mothers (credit to the theorist behind this concept, wherever you are)".

Currently, Autistic Academics everywhere are racing to find a cure. We cannot allow the next generation to suffer! #findacureforNTism